Yes, it’s Wedlock, the conservative superhero! He keeps unhappy couples together in marriage with his unbreakable bond powers, where he is able to create a physical gravitational force between married people who hate each other, making them physically unable to separate! Then they have to work out their differences if they ever want a moment alone, or the ability to do anything separately. But if they ever even think of divorce, he can force them back together again at any time!
Plus, Wedlock has the power to make each spouse invulnerable to any and all manner of attempts to kill them so they have to stay together, naturally, till death do they part.
Yes, Wedlock will lock married people together for life, even if they hate each other! It’s ‘till death do us part, so try to kill each other if you want out! It’s what you agreed to, technically! (But it won't work…)
“You shouldn’t have said ‘I do’ if you didn’t intend to!”
Imagine what a super villain Wedlock would be to Hollywood! I’ll bet he’ll never get a movie made about him. Only the people behind the Oscar-winning Atlas Shrugged trilogy will make such a groundbreaking superhero movie! (<Groundbreaking because all unhappily married people would be digging tunnels to get out of their marriages thanks to Wedlock ruining their divorces.)
