I was driving along down a local thoroughfare, and I saw an
advert for a company called Driveline. Well, I don’t know what they do, but it
made me think of a company called: “DrivelLine”, which could be like an old 900
number line, but instead of for sex, it would be for people who want to spout
drivel, but nobody wants to listen to them. So for like $2 per minute, somebody
will answer the phone and let them spout off about whatever bullsh!t they want
to sound off on. Think of all the money that
business could make! And we could cut down the number of soapbox street
preachers to nothing, assuming the government would give some people (who
qualify) rant stamps. (Rant Stamps are like food stamps, but for people who
need to rant, but have nobody to rant at, and who will explode without them. So
we’re saving society money and lives by providing such a service. Isn't that worth it?)
