After Hillary Clinton did not clearly win the PBS Democratic
Debate, the Democratic Party announced the next Democratic Debate will be in a deep-sea
diving bell in the Marianas Trench with no camera or microphones; and they’ll
just tell us who won. (I trust them, don’t you?) Because, you know, they want
Hillary Clinton to win the nomination, and how dare we, the American People,
have a say? That’s why they’ve hidden all the debates up to now. But when
Hillary didn’t win the debate we actually saw, they decided nobody would ever
be allowed to see another one ever again unless it guarantees to coronate who
they want. (And who can blame them, aside from everyone else in the whole country?)