Thursday, February 11, 2016

Next Democratic Debate in Marianas Trench

After Hillary Clinton did not clearly win the PBS Democratic Debate, the Democratic Party announced the next Democratic Debate will be in a deep-sea diving bell in the Marianas Trench with no camera or microphones; and they’ll just tell us who won. (I trust them, don’t you?) Because, you know, they want Hillary Clinton to win the nomination, and how dare we, the American People, have a say? That’s why they’ve hidden all the debates up to now. But when Hillary didn’t win the debate we actually saw, they decided nobody would ever be allowed to see another one ever again unless it guarantees to coronate who they want. (And who can blame them, aside from everyone else in the whole country?)