Recently I wrote that Jared was for Subway like Ronald McDonald being caught with dead bodies under his house like John Wayne Gacy (who was also a clown). Well how about that idea for an animal rights anti-McDonald’s ad?
We’d see news report footage of Ronald McDonald being arrested and led away in handcuffs from his house, and then news footage of all the bodies found under his house: all cow, chicken and pig skeletons, in the millions. Then the news reporter asks how nobody ever knew of this before. (And of course, Ronald is being led away with cows and pigs and chickens in police uniforms. Um, wait; maybe not pigs. That might send a more sympathetic message for the clown.)
And, naturally, the musical score should be MDC’s: “Corporate Deathburger”.
(BTW: I actually like McDonald’s, as fast food restaurants go, so nothing against them. This is just an intellectual exercise for me.)
This is MDC’s: “Corporate Deathburger”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS4PkPNMWHY
This is MDC’s: “Corporate Deathburger”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS4PkPNMWHY
