Kanye West’s TLOP Acronym

Kanye West’s new album is apparently called: “T.L.O.P.”: but what does it mean? I have some ideas:

Too Lame Office Party

Trump Loses On Principle
Turkeys Lose Office Pool
Terribly Lousy at Online Poker

Tricked Lemmings Over Precipice

Toned Like Overbuilt Pectorals

Torrid Love On Periscope

Too Luxurious On Purpose

Trick Lube Overheats Penis

Twin Losers On Parade

Terrific Ladies On Periods

Toss Ludes On Pineapples

Toilet’s Lack Of Paper (Or: Toilet Lacking On Paper)
Toilet Likes Only Pee
The Laughing Of Pigeons

Tylenol Looks Over Priced
Tyrannical Legions Occupy Paris
Tim’s Loogies Overly Putrid
Two Lozenges On Pinterest
Tiny Lice Overwhelm People
Teens Licking Oval Pastries
Termites Love Our Porch
Turbo Lane On Parkway
Tinsel Lasso Overcomes Pony
Tarantulas Like Ordering Pizza
Terrapins Loose On Populace
Troubadours Like Ornamental Pasties
Tropical Locations Our Paradise
Turgid Like Our Principals
Tumescent Like Our Potbellies
Tyrannosaurus Looks Over Puppies
Twenty Lunatics Ogling Porcupines
’Till Love Overcomes Pornography
Topical Lotion On Perverts
Terrorists Love Our Pies
Teenage Lotharios On Pot
Tough Like Overcooked Pork
The Lobster’s Only Plaything
Tangerines Loose On Patrol
Too Loud On Purpose
To Love One Person
To Light One Pipe

Clearly, it has to be one of these.