Crisp ‘N Tasty Pizza Crust: I think Jeno’s developed it. And
it ruined frozen pizza for years and years. Those bastards! I would like to
give a wedgie, a swirlie, and a purple nurple, among other things, to the jerks
who ruined frozen pizza for home consumption: the guys who came up with: Crisp
‘N Tasty Pizza Crust!
Seriously, I know I joke a lot on this blog, but the guys
who created that crappy pizza crust ruined my childhood: I believe they are
guilty of a crime against humanity. Because once Jeno’s started using it, all
the other companies ripped them off and started using it too, even the store
brands. And almost immediately, you couldn’t get decent frozen pizza anymore.
What a bunch of monsters! (And not cool ones like Frankenstein or Dracula or
the Xenomorph from Alien. If I were
one of those monsters, I’d kill them for ruining frozen pizza for my childhood
and eat them to make up for all the snacks I missed thanks to them. But I
wouldn’t eat them on a Crisp ‘N Tasty pizza crust, because that would be
disgusting. I guess I’d just have to eat them raw, like the zombies have taught
us all to do nowadays.)
