In this joke/proposed ad for Phillips’ Colon Health, We see
GI Joe (GastroIntestinal Joe, that is), and he’s all handsome and ripped and
everything, but he says that the healthiest part of him is his gastrointestinal
tract, and to stay that way, he uses Phillips’ Colon Health. The we hear that
ad song from the GI Joe toy ads that usually sing: “A real American hero: GI
Joe!”, but this time it sings: “A real intestinal hero, GI Joe!”
