When I was in high school, we all loved martial arts movies, and so we all bought martial arts weapons like nunchucks. I got those, and I was pretty good at them, except if I tried to hit anything with them: then they bounce off of it and onto my head. But then the government outlawed nunchucks, because, you know, they’re dangerous.
But you can get pretty much any gun you want, so how about combining these great weapons into one: Gunchucks! Yes, Gunchucks: it’s two guns connected by a chain, with the barrels facing out. Stun them with your nunchuck abilities, and then shoot them! Bruce Lee only wished he had had them! That’s Gunchucks: order yours today!
(Yes, if nunchucks are made of guns, the government cannot ban them!)
(Yes, if nunchucks are made of guns, the government cannot ban them!)
