Man’s best friend is a dog.
Woman’s best friend is a yippy dog (or maybe a cat).
“The Man”’s best
friend is a drug-sniffing dog.
(I don’t think there is such a thing as a drug-sniffing cat.
But I would like to see that someday. Maybe when “The Woman” is in charge, we’ll see it. Or maybe a drug-sniffing
yippy dog? {I wouldn’t like to see that ever.
Or hear it.})
