A comedian published a book of Trump erotic fiction recently, so I
decided to write one about Hillary Clinton. Here's just a sample:
She approached, whispering top secret nothings to me, and then she
(I hear that what makes erotica exciting is what you have to imagine
for yourself. If that's the case, this almost completely redacted book
will really let you imagine some juicy, exciting things: whatever you
want! What can you do? The rest of the facts are missing. So hot!)
