Superman Opposes President’s Gun Control Policy

Superman came out against the president’s gun control initiative today, citing that he stands for: “The American Way”, and concluding that as far as he can tell, everyone shooting each other is most definitely: “The American Way”, adding: “I don’t understand what the big deal is about guns anyway. After all, they’ve never hurt me before, and I’ve been shot lots of times. Why don’t people just let the bullets bounce off of them like I always do? It’s fun!”