I saw a breakfast burrito recently begging about its back beans, fresh tomatoes and cheese, and I said to myself, that's not a breakfast burrito. Where's the Count Chocula and chocolate milk burrito? Where's the toasted Pop Tarts wrapped in a flour tortilla burrito? Where's the pancake tortilla full of syrup burrito? How about the yogurt and fruit wrapped in toast burrito? I really think that there should be government regulations demanding breakfast burritos be made of breakfast foods, or else they'll start secretly serving us lunch earlier in the day.
(BTW: Someone asked me how a flour tortilla could hold milk inside of it without leaking. Well, you'd Scotchgard it first before wrapping it. I thought that was obvious.)
