Hey, how about an ad from a TV set manufacturing brand where
they show horrifying scenes from Poltergeist relating to the TV set, and then
they say their brand of TV set would never haunt you or abduct your children.
No, only their competitors do that! But if you buy a (whatever brand) HDTV, and
your child gets abducted by angry ghosts, they’ll refund your money, or let you
exchange for a new, ghost-free replacement set at no cost to you!
