This joke/proposed ad for TRESemmé Split Remedy would
feature Liam Neeson in one of his Taken
movie scenarios. In this plot, bad guys capture his daughter, and he finds how
to contact them, and he calls them, telling them who he is and who she is, and
saying: “If you harm one hair on her
head, I’ll find you and kill you all.” Well, the bad guys know who he is from
his reputation, and so they decide to let his daughter go to save themselves,
but when they take the sack off of her head, her hair is a mess. So one bad guy
says to another: “We can’t let her go like this!” And another bad guy asks: “Why
not?” And the first bad guy responds: “He said he’d kill us all if we harmed
one hair on her head. Look at her hair! He’s going to kill us for sure!” And
the other bad guy says: “What are we going to do?” Then a third bad guy chimes
in, saying: “I know! We’ll get TRESemmé Split Remedy; it repairs damaged hair
to make it look healthy again. It just might save us!” So the bad guys buy and
use the TRESemmé Split Remedy on Liam Neeson’s daughter’s hair, and in the next
scene they bring her back to her father, and upon looking her hair over for
damage, Liam Neeson tells them they’re off the hook this time. Then the announcer says: “Use TRESemmé Split Remedy to
repair damaged hair. TRESemmé Split Remedy: It’s a life-saver!”
