Friday, May 29, 2015

Olive Garden “Penny Dreadful” Tie-In Ad?

Hey, how about a tie-in ad and dish for Olive Garden patrons who love the Showtime series Penny Dreadful? It could be called: “Penne Dreadful”, made with delicious penne pasta, and covered with the most sinfully delicious toppings imaginable, including, of course, lobster (because of the blood thingy Eva Green draws in Season 2 looks like a cooked lobster), and blood-red spicy tomato sauce and a pesto pentagram on top. Who wouldn’t order it when they’re drunk? How could it miss?

Oh, but then again, I guess Olive Garden wouldn’t want to name anything “dreadful”, even in jest, now would they?