Friday, May 29, 2015

Lysol Monster/Sci-Fi/Horror/Exploitation Movie Ads (Proposed)

In this joke on giant monster movies like the 1950s Godzilla, a city of germs is attacked by a giant bottle of Lysol, killing them all with its Lysol breath.

Next, in a joke on Terminator movies, a can of Lysol chases germs around and exterminates them.

Then, in a joke on slasher movies, teenage germs party and get hunted down and killed by a bottle of Lysol.

And, in a joke on hit man movies, a container of Lysol wipes is instructed to find certain germs and “rub them out”.

(I don’t know if some buzzkill would say Lysol shouldn’t be portrayed as a monster, but to germs, who we don’t like anyway, I think it clearly is one.)