Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Repenthouse Magazine

Yes, it’s the fetish magazine for priests (No, not that kind!): it’s Repenthouse Magazine!

Each issue contains the “Repenthouse Forum”, featuring true stories from readers’ letters about how they first (and sometimes habitually) repented!

Then there’s the exciting centerfold, with a picture of a sorrowful sinner repenting, sometimes holding a cross and crying, other times prostrate on the ground.

It’s all a priest could ask for, it’s Repenthouse Magazine! Order your subscription now! (Wouldn’t it be nice to have people thinking this is what priests would choose to look at in their spare time, rather than that other stuff they likely so often think of instead?)