Saturday, October 24, 2015

Bankenstein Political Ad (Proposed)

It’s Halloween, so I naturally think of Frankenstein. So then how about a political ad about the dangers of deregulated, too-big-to-fail banks and the threat of another crash that looms over the country, referring to this potential monster as: “Bankenstein”?

And so, for this political ad, we’d see whoever is the target of the ad (obviously a Republican would fit the bill, but so would Hillary Clinton, who has tons of Wall Street $ at her beck and call) as a Dr. Frankenstein type, using their pro-Wall Street policies to create a too-big-to-fail (and so reckless it’s guaranteed to fail) Frankenstein-type monster: Bankenstein. And, naturally, we’d see Bankenstein wreak havoc upon the country, and then a mob of people wielding pitchforks and such would gather together, and we’d see the candidate the ad is for as the Burgomaster who will save us from the evil threat and wrath of Bankenstein.