It’s Halloween, so I naturally think of Frankenstein. So then how about a political ad about the dangers of
deregulated, too-big-to-fail banks and the threat of another crash that looms
over the country, referring to this potential monster as: “Bankenstein”?
And so, for this political ad, we’d see whoever is the
target of the ad (obviously a Republican would fit the bill, but so would
Hillary Clinton, who has tons of Wall Street $ at her beck and call) as a Dr.
Frankenstein type, using their pro-Wall Street policies to create a
too-big-to-fail (and so reckless it’s guaranteed to fail) Frankenstein-type
monster: Bankenstein. And, naturally, we’d see Bankenstein wreak havoc upon the
country, and then a mob of people wielding pitchforks and such would gather
together, and we’d see the candidate the ad is for as the Burgomaster who will
save us from the evil threat and wrath of Bankenstein.
