Friday, October 16, 2015

Jupiter Ascending 2

We begin as Jupiter Ascending ends: Jupiter has saved the Earth and decided to say there. But, after a few years, Jupiter begins to get wrinkles, and pretty soon Channing Tatum is not looking at her the same way anymore. And so she decides to pull royal rank on everyone, and she has the Earth harvested to keep herself and her man eternally young. The End.