Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
He can’t fly like Superman,
But he stole Clark Kent’s bag,
Working for a big city scandal rag,
Oh, look out for Spider-Man.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Has no cool belt like Batman,
No ring like Green Lantern, lame,
Doesn’t even have an invisible plane,
No, he’s lame that Spider-Man.
Here’s the original theme song (I did it from memory, so it
isn’t perfect: sorry.):
