Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Hardware Store Halloween Ad (Proposed)

We see a vampire cornered in their castle by a couple of people wielding crosses and flashlights, and when the vampire retreats to its coffin, our heroes drive a stake through the vampire’s heart, showing off the hammer and the stake and the flashlights in the process. Then the announcer says: “(Hardware Store): We’ve got everything you need for whatever project you’re working on. Whether you’re building coffins or driving a stake through a vampire’s heart, count on (Hardware Store) to get the right tools for the job.”