(This is obviously a joke product suggestion. But the creators of Slender Man could try it!)
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Saturday, October 17, 2015
Slenderman Diet Entrées
Tired of being tormented by the bland flavor of diet food brands? Then try Slenderman brand diet entrées, at your local grocers. The craving for its flavor will stalk you for days, while the pounds are slowly killed off. Yes, slash away your unwanted body fat effortlessly, with Slenderman Diet Entrées! After all, how do you think the Slender Man got so slender? Buy them or else your extra unwanted pounds will be removed in another, far more grisly way!
(This is obviously a joke product suggestion. But the creators of Slender Man could try it!)
(This is obviously a joke product suggestion. But the creators of Slender Man could try it!)