I’m balding; I’ll admit it. And I remember from when I had plenty of hair all the silly products that claimed to help balding men pretend to have hair, like spray-on stuff, toupees, etc.
Well, isn’t it about time one of these fake hair thingies was marketed as: “Hair Apparent”? (<Based upon: “Heir Apparent”) At least then it would be honest in presenting the product as fake, as opposed to natural-looking, hair (which it never is, let’s be honest). And, seriously, isn’t honesty important when it comes to fake hair?
