A man is being held by a gang of criminals, and the leader
of the gang says to their captive: “You double-crossed us, and now you’re going
to have to pay the price!” And so the captive guy pulls out a credit card and
hands it to the criminal boss, who hands it to another criminal, who then
swipes it through a Square device on his iPhone, effectively paying the price
for the double-cross. Then the announcer says: “(Whichever credit card):
Whenever you have to pay the price, use the card that’s accepted everywhere!”
