In this ad for Coors Light, two young men and young woman (the bartender) in a bar peer into an ice chest bereft of beer, and we see that this ice chest is like the portal from Stargate, only this portal connects to the Arctic, and frogmen are using explosives to extract all the Coors Light can-bottles from a glacier or iceberg, and then the Coors Light is teleported into the ice chest (looking as though the beer has floated up from beneath the Arctic sea).
Oh my God: They're strip-mining the Arctic wilderness for all of its Coors Light! Those eco-destroying fiends!
No wonder the glaciers are disappearing! Scientists said it was caused by man, but they didn't tell us the truth about how because of the powerful light beer lobby and its Arctic strip-mining agenda. (I knew it!)
Here's the glacier-destroying spot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqiuElotx8k
At the end of this commercial, one of the guys sticks his head into the ice chest and sees the scuba divers swimming away. We can only assume that when they saw this ad on TV, the divers hunted down and assassinated this young man so that there are no witnesses. (I mean, yeah, we've all seen this ad on TV; but if they left that guy alive, he could tell us that what we see happening in this spot is all true, and not a fictional scenario for a television commercial. And then their conspiracy would be exposed!)
