There's some "as seen on TV" product for grilling called: "Go Grill Daddy". I'm sure it's helpful and everything for grilling as a product, but the thing is, its name sounds like a command made by Charles Manson to an acolyte, doesn't it? And even if nobody who orders it makes the Manson connection, doesn't it sound like an imperative statement? (Maybe it's a Father's Day gift for bad fathers?)
(For perfect grilled Daddy every time!)
