Godzilla is so big on gold, he's become Goldzilla, and he's made a huge monster out of it: Ghidorah, the three-headed golden dragon. And unless you invest in gold, he'll let Ghidorah loose on the world to destroy every financial sector to punish everyone who didn't invest in gold.
This is Ghidorah:
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Maybe next time when someone tells you to invest in gold, you'll listen!