Poor Pepe Le Pew: he always loved the cat with the accidental stripe of wet paint on her back, but she generally rebuffed his advances; plus, nowadays people are accusing Pepe of sexual harassment. But maybe Pepe could win that cat's heart without all that stalking and sexual harassment if only he'd try to appeal to her sensibilities and show he really cared by getting her some Purina Whisker Lickin's "Crunch Lovers" cat treats. Cats really do love them!
So in this proposed ad for Purina Whisker Lickin's "Crunch Lovers" cat treats, Pepe Le Pew would tell us how he tired himself out always chasing after the cat of his dreams, and all only to be rejected anyway. But now he always wins the heart of the cat he loves without all that chasing by offering her Purina Whisker Lickin's "Crunch Lovers" cat treats. And once he wins her heart, he gives her the "Tender Moments" cat treats. Then the announcer says that to win a cat's heart, give them Purina Whisker Lickin's "Crunch Lovers" and "Tender Moments" cat treats!
These are the "Crunch Lovers":
http://c1.wag.com/images/products/p/ntp/ntp-611_2z.jpg
These are the "Tender Moments":
http://c3.wag.com/images/products/p/ntp/ntp-609_1z.jpg
And this is Pepe Le Pew and the cat he loves, for those unfamiliar with them:
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6e2tO8IV1rieeh3o1_500.gif
