In a recent post, I referenced the song: "Cherry Pie", by Warrant. I think most people probably know this song if they're over 25, so my guess is that lots of cat owners would know the song. Well, I hate the lyrics, but the music is fine for an ad, I think, so here's a proposed ad for Iams with new lyrics to the tune of "Cherry Pie", by Warrant:
He's my hairy guy,
Nothing that moves can escape his eye,
He's so darn cute he'll make a grown man cry,
My sweet, hairy guy!
And during this song segment, we'd see the cat sitting, following something with his eyes, making a cute look, and then nuzzling with his (female) owner. Then the announcer would say that Iams has the nutrition your cat needs to feel his feline finest.