The Luis Suarez bite foul against Italy during the World Cup has opened a whole world of advertising possibilities for Luis Suarez, just in case he is suspended from playing soccer for any length of time. But for me, perhaps the best way for Suarez to cash in on his bite infamy would be to sell a brand of "Suarez Bites" crackers (or cookies). And the crackers would all be shaped like soccer players. And with one taste, we'll see how delicious and irresistible soccer players are to bite into, and we'll all want to do it all the time too, just like Luis Suarez.
"One bite, and you'll know!"
"They're 'red card' delicious!"
Here's the Luis Suarez World Cup bite foul:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2JQiuQjISk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSibL4MKueQ
