Okay, last week I made fun of Burger King with a joke/proposed Game of Thrones-themed ad for White Castle, so now I'll make it up to Burger King by proposing a Game of Thrones-inspired ad concept for them.
So I was thinking that maybe this Burger King image is not badass enough anymore. Perhaps what they need is a new barbarian warrior king as a mascot, rather than the cartoonish medieval European one. So their new mascot could look like a Frank Frazetta painting of a tough guy warrior king, and he'd always have lots of delicious meat being barbecued on a spit over an open fire, and there would always be outdoor banquets and such, like the Dothraki in Game of Thrones.
And their premium meal would be the "Usurper's Supper".
Grab what it rightfully yours from the King: a Whopper and a goblet of Coke!
(And then we could take a tour through the Burger King's torture dungeon, and see what being "flame broiled" really means! {Yeeeeaaaarrrgghh!} And, naturally, Ronald McDonald is on the rack down there for displeasing the King with his "jest" of a hamburger.)
