I showed the movie The Conjuring to my sister and her family this evening, and there's a scene in the movie where some witch/demon thingy vomits blood (or whatever reddish goo) into a woman's mouth to possess her (or something); and seeing it again, the first thing I thought of was: "I could've had a V8!"
And so, when The Conjuring comes on network television, maybe V8 could sponsor it, and make an ad where someone gets red gooey stuff vomited into their mouth, and afterwards, they get up, hit themselves in the head with the heel of their hand, and say: "I could've had a V8!" (Or wouldn't that help sell V8?)
Here's an example of the "Could've had a V8" ads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VZxE6pW_to