I was watching the movie Pumpkinhead
with my sister recently (it was on TV and I had never seen it, so we took a
gander at it), and there’s a scene where Lance Henriksen says he’s going to “send
that thing back to hell” (or something close to that). And that made me think
this scenario could make for a fun ad for UPS (or another shipping company), where we see this scene, and
then a UPS guy appears and says UPS sends anything you want to send wherever
you want to send it reliably and affordably. Then he uses his magical UPS shipping
powers to send Pumpkinhead back to hell, saving everybody.
