A guy barely escapes a number of close shaves during his day, but after all the close shaves, he says the closest shave he's ever had is still his Gillette razor.
(Like, for example, he could miss being hit by a speeding truck by inches, have a stray bullet hit his sunglasses frames, and have a piece of falling space junk crash into the sidewalk right behind him. And then, since everyone says: "Close shave!" each time, and he's scruffy, when he gets home, the first thing he does is shave, and right afterwards, he feels his face, and he says: "This is still, by a long shot, the closest shave I've ever had!")
