Well, it looks like Luis Suarez has bitten another player. But as high profile as this foul incident is, surely it can help to sell something. So how about a Luis Suarez Doritos ad? It can be for the Jacked ones, to show how crazy they make you when you eat them.
So here's how this would work:
Luis Suarez tries Doritos Jacked, and the taste is so extreme, it drives him crazy. And then he craves them wherever he goes, and he tries to bite into other things to satisfy his craving for Doritos Jacked, with him sometimes biting players during games. And then, once he is suspended for biting, he gets to stay home all the time and eat Doritos Jacked, which is all anyone will ever want to do once they taste the extreme flavor of Doritos Jacked.
Here is a taste of three Suarez bites:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy31pdfntUw
Maybe FIFA should add a sign around the field saying: "FIFA: Say No to Cannibalism"?
