Cathy the Catheter: Catheter Advertising Mascot?

I keep seeing boring, matter-of-fact catheter ads on cable news channels, and I wonder if they could make them fun for a change. How about an animated catheter ad mascot and spokesperson called Cathy the Catheter? She’d be a skinny catheter with googlie eyes and her mouth would be the hole urine goes through. She would be so helpful, surely Cathy would make people stampede out to the store to buy catheters, right? (No? Oh, well…)