A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Bran Stark’s Stark Bran Cereal
Yes, it’s Bran Stark’s own brand of cereal: Stark Bran! With no artificial flavors or colors, it’s bran at its starkest! (The mascot for this cereal would be a cartoonish three-eyed raven, similar to Toucan Sam or the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo; because, you know, birds make such great cereal advertising mascots. {It’s a proven and time-honored marketing strategy!})