Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Bran Stark’s Stark Bran Cereal

Yes, it’s Bran Stark’s own brand of cereal: Stark Bran! With no artificial flavors or colors, it’s bran at its starkest! (The mascot for this cereal would be a cartoonish three-eyed raven, similar to Toucan Sam or the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo; because, you know, birds make such great cereal advertising mascots. {It’s a proven and time-honored marketing strategy!})