Tonight on The Daily Show, while covering yet another Hillary Clinton corruption scandal, Jon Stewart showed a clip of someone on Megyn Kelly’s show on Fox News saying that Chelsea Clinton was paid $75,000.00 for giving speeches about diarrhea, a subject she says she’s passionate about. Well, we can’t just let that fascinating factoid go unused in a diarrhea-related product advert, now can we? So here’s how this joke spot would work:
We’d see the clip from The Kelly File, and the guy would say that Chelsea Clinton was paid as much as $75,000.00 per speech to talk about diarrhea, a subject she says she’s passionate about. Then the announcer would chime in, saying: “Chelsea Clinton says she’s passionate about diarrhea, and at Kaopectate, we’re passionate about stopping it.” Then we’d see a product shot of Kaopectate next to a picture of Chelsea Clinton, and the announcer would say: “Chelsea Clinton and Kaopectate: two things that help with diarrhea, but one costs roughly $74,995.00 less and is much more effective at stopping diarrhea.”
(Just kidding Clinton campaign! Please don’t wipe me out like you did all those emails!)
