As we all know from watching terrorist videos on the news,
terrorists from the Islamic State like to drive Toyota pickup trucks. But I
wonder how much longer that’s going to last once they realize what they can do
with Nissan pickup trucks.
Yes, as anyone who lived through the 1980s remembers, people
who drove Toyota pickup trucks used to paint out the: “TO” and: “TA” of: “TOYOTA”
so it would read: “YO” on the tailgate. And if fighters for the Islamic State
drove Nissan pickup trucks, rather than Toyotas, they could paint out the: “N”
and: “SAN” of: “NISSAN” to leave, simply: “IS”, their initials.
I wonder if the Nissan dealers in the Levant ever pointed
this out to them? That could be a big selling point, although I’m not so sure
terrorists actually buy their trucks.
(BTW: I’m not trying to help the Islamic State guys, but I
think it’s time Toyota stopped making so much money on terrorist trucks
throughout the world.)
(This is just a joke! Please don’t arrest me for terrorism!)
