Thursday, April 23, 2015

“When Will Your Wife Die?” Ad

Wow, this is really intelligent marketing for an assassination company, don’t you think? People who want their wives dead simply have to “guess” when they “will” die, and the company makes it happen for them! Maybe they next page says: “When do you want her to die, and where does she live, and what does she look like?” And maybe the page after that says: “And how much is it worth it to you?”

Or at least, that’s the only thing I can think this ad would reasonably be promoting, based upon the headline. (That’s a real Internet ad headline: no joke.)

But whether this is for a wife-murdering service or not, if you click this link, don’t let your wife see it in your browsing history, or else she might be asking when her husband will die.

(Again, I don’t know how to direct you to see this Internet ad, but it says: “Money Map Press” at the bottom, and it’s a sponsored link.)

(BTW: I am joking here, but seriously, what else are we supposed to think?)