Some say Hillary Clinton’s campaign slogan isn’t so catchy. But at least it’s not as bad as some they rejected:
Kill for Hill (for the fanatical Democratic voter)
I’m Hot for Hillary (for young Democrats)
I Have the Hots for Hillary (for the middle-age voter)
I Had a Hot Flash for Hillary (for the menopausal voter)
I Have a Hard-on for Hillary (for the news reporters {a metaphorical hard-on, that is})
Castrate the State (for the militant Feminist vote)
Castrate the State (for the militant Feminist vote)
We Have the Hillary Blues (blue as the color of the Democratic Party)
Cement the 1%! (for the donor class, seeing as how Hillary is a big 1%'er)
Cement the 1%! (for the donor class, seeing as how Hillary is a big 1%'er)
(These are all jokes; please don’t kill me.)
