In the first installment of season 2 of the witch horror-drama series Salem, Mercy Lewis and her band of roving young witches seduces some man and then cuts of his penis, replacing it with a crow (or a raven?); or at least, the front half of a crow.
This makes me want to ask a few questions:
Is this how the term “pecker” originated?
Is this why a zipper in the front of a pair of pants is called a “fly”?
Does this mean he pees out the beak?
Does he have to wear thicker underwear so the beak does not poke through his pants?
Does he have to wear thicker underwear so the beak does not poke through his pants?
How does he explain the bird noises coming from his pants?
What happens when the bird gets hungry?
Does he henceforth refer to his penis as: "My fine feathered friend"?
Does he henceforth refer to his penis as: "My fine feathered friend"?
Would penis enlargement for this guy give him a Big Bird?
Could a Peeping Tom spying on him claim they were just birdwatching?
Could a Peeping Tom spying on him claim they were just birdwatching?
And, how many kids watch this show?
