Introducing the new Apple Hate Watch: It’s a new
breakthrough in digital technology you wear on your wrist that makes you detest
people who use products from other companies! You’ll sneer, jibe, condemn, look
down your nose in contempt, and occasionally physically assault anyone wearing
any other kind of watch! It’s like the other Apple Watch, only moreso! Plus,
like in the James Bond movies, it has a fine metal cable to garrote your
enemies with! And if anyone laughs at you for buying or wearing one, the Apple
Hate Watch has its own self-defense mechanism by which it shoots lasers and sprays
nano poison darts at its enemies.
That’s the Apple Hate Watch: Ask for it by name!
(This is just a joke. There is no Apple Hate Watch; or not yet, anyway. I use and love Apple products. But I’m
not a snob about it to all the losers and cretins who use other companies’
products like some people are. {I am only joking here. Of course I do. I mean,
people who use other companies’ products are not losers and cretins.})
