Monday, March 21, 2016

Apple Hate Watch

Introducing the new Apple Hate Watch: It’s a new breakthrough in digital technology you wear on your wrist that makes you detest people who use products from other companies! You’ll sneer, jibe, condemn, look down your nose in contempt, and occasionally physically assault anyone wearing any other kind of watch! It’s like the other Apple Watch, only moreso! Plus, like in the James Bond movies, it has a fine metal cable to garrote your enemies with! And if anyone laughs at you for buying or wearing one, the Apple Hate Watch has its own self-defense mechanism by which it shoots lasers and sprays nano poison darts at its enemies.

That’s the Apple Hate Watch: Ask for it by name!

(This is just a joke. There is no Apple Hate Watch; or not yet, anyway. I use and love Apple products. But I’m not a snob about it to all the losers and cretins who use other companies’ products like some people are. {I am only joking here. Of course I do. I mean, people who use other companies’ products are not losers and cretins.})