Who has the egomaniacal effrontery, the towering temerity, the dauntless daring, the unmitigated gall to say it like it is when it is extremely unwise to do so? Who refuses to dance around difficult issues in this age of pernicious political correctness strangling free expression in all directions like an enormous outraged octopus? Who dares to have the nerve to boldly impose where no man has imposed before? Why, it’s Captain Chutzpah, that’s who!
He’s bolder than bold, ruder than rude, impudenter than impudence, self-servinger than self-serving, ballsier than balls, “Oh, no he didn’t”er than “Oh, no he didn’t”! He possesses more audacity than all of Auda City, combined!
Have a derring do you don’t dare to derring do? Is it because it’s just too much, or perhaps too ill-advised, rather than just too dangerous? That’s a job for Captain Chutzpah!
He’ll take everyone off so much guard, even Scotchgard will just be Scotch, and your sofas and carpets will be soaked in whisky by the time he’s finished!
Etiquette, manners and decorum mean nothing to him, nor appropriateness or problematicality, for he’s Captain Chuzpah: devastator of decorum, mangler or manners, enemy of etiquette everywhere!
