You know the scent of freshly washed hair: it’s mesmerizing!
Have you ever wished you could get that smell all over your body? Have you ever
been frustrated or embarrassed by soap with icky hairs left all over it, or
that perhaps you yourself have stuck to the soap but couldn’t get off of it?
Then you’re going to love the new Hairy Soap!
Hairy Soap is just what it sounds like: it’s soap and a ball
of hair in one! No longer will you be mortified to leave hair on the soap, nor
disgusted to find other people’s hair on it. With Hairy Soap, there’s already
so much hair on it, you’ll never notice other people’s hair on the soap ever
again, and they won’t notice yours either! Plus, Hairy Soap is made from 100%
great smelling, freshly washed hair, guaranteeing you that intoxicatingly fresh
scent wherever you wash with it!
So come on and get yourself some Hairy Soap! It’s cute like
a puppy, but cleans all over like a cat!
