In a play on Giallo movies, a razor slasher killer gets
tired of having to buy expensive straight razors and always sharpen them
themselves, so they join the Dollar Shave Club, and pretty soon they’re
slashing away at their victims with disposable razors! And what savings they
get, too! It used to be you had to be rich to be a razor-wielding slasher
killer, but no longer! Thanks to Dollar Shave Club, anyone can slice whomever
they want to ribbons, for pennies on the dollar! Sign up today!
