We all know those lying scientists are never going to give
us flying cars, and if they ever do, the buzzkill government won’t let us use
them just because we’ll probably all kill ourselves and each other with them.
(Lame. I want a flying car!)
Oh, but do not fret, for there is a way around this
disappointed yearning for flying to work everyday in your own airship: fly on a
drone!
Yes, Americans of all stripes (and other patterns like plaid
and polka dots too: I am not seeking to discriminate against any Patterned
American.) are buying drones like hotcakes, and the laws governing their use
are lagging far behind the speed of technological development. And that means
pretty soon there will be bigger drones for the public to purchase and use for
our own purposes. And long before they can outlaw it, you’ll be able to buy a
drone large enough to ride around on: simply strap a horse riding saddle on the
drone, hold the controller, and presto: your own flying car!
So don’t wait: Get yours and start buzzing around the skies,
flying over the clogged roadways and city gridlock you’ve heretofore been stuck
in, and thumb your nose at all the suckers down there who aren’t forward
thinking enough to ride their drone to work! (Just make sure you don’t drop the
remote control when you do it or you’ll have an unexpected detour to who knows
where.)
(You know someone’s going to do this at some point and put
it on YouTube.)
