Ah, the future is a wondrous thing. We’re going to have both
lifelike robots, and we’re going to have more and more holograms. And one of
the things I think holograms are going to be used for is corporate complaint specialist.
When we get mad at a company, they’ll project a hologram to our homes or places
of work (our computers or phones by then will have hologram projectors like
R2D2, only ours will be more lifelike and fully life size.), and we can yell at
or assault them as we please. This will give us the cathartic release we all
need from the frustrations of dealing with faceless corporations, as well as
from years’ worth of the lousy, irritating telephone hold music they will have
been subjecting us to up to the dawn of hologram customer support. And the
holograms will be able to record video of their encounters with us from their
first-person perspective, so the people at the corporate headquarters can see
first hand our frustration level. That way they can actually make their
products and services better before the public storms the gates with torches
and pitchforks (like we surely all want to do sometimes).
