Everybody seems to love this new Pope, and car manufacturers are no different. They’re all getting in on the Popemobile design frenzy hoping he’ll choose one of theirs. It’s become such a phenomenon that a whole class of car is being named for the Popemobile in the tradition of Pony Cars, Muscle Cars, Station Wagons, etc., and the new term for the class of Popemobile-type vehicles is: “Holy Rollers.”
Yes, soon every religious leader, no matter if they be loved and respected like the Pope, or mistrusted and detested like a David Koresh or Jim Jones, can have their very own Popemobile-style bulletproof procession Holy Roller car. These will come in very handy if the FBI shows up to their cult compound with automatic weapons, tanks and incendiary grenades: simply hop into your Holy Roller and make a run for it!
That’s Holy Rollers: remember, you can only live in a bubble if you’re still alive to live in one! That’s why you need a 100% bona fide bulletproof, tear-gas-proof, rocket-propelled-grenade-proof Holy Roller. You’re not really a religious leader without one!
(Look out $65,000,000 private jets: the Holy Roller will become the preferred mode of transport for televangelists from now on!)
