Hide your whatever you enjoy in life: Professor Prohibition
is on the rampage!
Professor Prohibition is the super villain who thinks he’s a
superhero, and everything he does is for your own good, but makes your life
miserable!
He takes away all and bans sugar, salt, saturated fats,
preservatives, yummy snack foods, yummy substantial foods, coffee, tea, cigarettes,
cigars, vaping materials, ahcoholic beverages, marijuana, prescription drugs,
skateboards, hoverboards, scooters, motorcycles, fast cars, loud music, dangerous
activities, rock climbing, suggestive entertainment, pornography, texting, etc.
And he does it all because he knows better than you what’s appropriate for you
and how you should live your life. (You’ll thank him someday; mark his words!)
And just like Batman, Professor Prohibition is the secret
alias of a philanthropic (or so he thinks) billionaire. And don’t tell anyone,
but he’s really Michael Bloomberg.
Yes, that’s Professor Prohibition: the Baron of Busybody
Bureaucratic Bans of Comforting Commodities Considered Constituting Contraband!
